The wisdom of Larry, the cable guy

Corona by sunset

Because it is a slow, lazy Sunday:

  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
  • Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a short memory.
  • Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
  • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  • Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  • When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"

With thanks to Jeff, who brightens up my Friday.
Picture courtesy Shot from the Hip


alady'slife 12 July, 2010 02:58  

I love living with a clear conscience. Its the best way to live. :)

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